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why can’t tumbling about metal make me money

the same reason that playing metal doesn’t make money

Dude, that gif of the elevator prank… Holy shit! I still can’t breathe.

darrynek:

itshinyu:

darrynek:

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

trashyanneclassy:

hurpthederp:

thenarator:

joshunf:

this guy would survive in movies

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

thats what happens when you fuck with people. a bitch gets kicked in the face.

trashyanneclassy:

hurpthederp:

thenarator:

joshunf:

this guy would survive in movies

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

thats what happens when you fuck with people. a bitch gets kicked in the face.

iheartchaos:

Another fine piece of investigative journalism, CNN

Charles Bronson - I Lied When I Said I Liked Your Zine
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myspinemyspinemyspine:

Charles Bronson - I Lied When I Said I Liked Your Zine

To me, an uneventful life that revolves all around her and everybody else is just a fuckin’ competition for you to impress.

Ill Repute - Greed
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ifeelitburningandifeelthebreeze:

Lääz Rockit - Leatherface

New Full of Hell = I came everywhere

same